Westeros
Westeros is a very silly place, but not quite as silly as Camelot.
Topographical information[edit | edit source]
In Westeros one will find all manner of unreliable narrators, but they must be located quickly or else they will be killed in a surprising way. It is a continent approximately equal in size to the largest land-mass on Cardassia, but shaped like a rectangle. The four corners of the continent are watched over by great lords, and given the title Warden of the ________ (Top Left Corner, Bottom Right Corner, etc). The current Wardens are: Ser Hot Pie, Warden of the Top Right, Jimmy Buffet, Warden of the Bottom Right, The Funyun Knight, Warden of the Bottom Left, and the last one is the guy who invented 7-Up (the drink, not the game).
Culture[edit | edit source]
The national anthem of Westeros is John Fogerty's 'Centerfield', replacing the previous anthem, 'The Ballad of Frankie and Johnny'. King Robert changed it because he can't stand Frank Sinatra, who was Hand of the King for Aerys the Second. Frank Sinatra was killed when his son shot him with a crossbow while he was in the john.
Population[edit | edit source]
In the extreme north are barbarians who prefer to fight with pool noodles, very effective in their native wilderness. They are used to keep the mammoths docile, because even mammoths don't like being slapped with pool noodles.