What Your Favorite App Says About You
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I do not mean to offend you by any of this. These are all jokes... Or are they? *vsauce music plays*
| App Name | Commentary |
|---|---|
| YouTube | You're normal as frick. |
| You probably created thirteen new pronouns in the last week. | |
| You take a picture of everything you eat. | |
| Amazon | You buy stuff that you don't actually need. |
| You're a 60-year-old mother. | |
| Snapchat | You rely on filters like your life depends on them. |
| You like downloading good images with terrible quality. | |
| Twitch | You like seeing keyboards getting thrown. |
| Doordash | You can't cook. |
| Uber Eats | You still can't cook. |
| Tinder | You're single. |
| Google Maps | You get lost all the time. |
| Wish | You like ordering cheap knockoff plushies for 3$. |
| Spotify | You think you're better than Soundcloud users. |
| Soundcloud | You think you're better than Spotify users. |
| Paypal | You go undercover as an Indian scammer named Habib. |
| Discord | You go to sleep by the sound of pings. |
| Skype | Just use Discord, man. |