What to do if you catch your neighbor Larry watching porn

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Being the daring person you are, you make the bold decision to run away from your home, for your folks are forcing you to listen to that party band… frikkin’ idiots.

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You run to the home. No, not your home. You’re running to that other dude’s home. Y’know, your neighbor Larry’s. (If you’re named Larry, please stop reading this article for the sake of the endangered polar bears)

Larry[edit | edit source]

Wow! They’ve been intoxicating you!

Anyways…[edit | edit source]

You look in the window of Larry’s LOVE SHACK BABY LOVE SHACK LOVE SHACK BABY LOVE SHACK BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER BABY BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY I CANT HEAR YOU BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER SUGAR BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY I CANT HEAR YOU and you notice something peculiar. You see Larry on his computer, as usual, but, on its screen, is where the treasure is.

The Decision[edit | edit source]

The images on the computer look a bit odd, don't they? Well, that's bad, for most children (except for a few awesome ones) are unaware of the skunks.

The Invasion of the Giant Skunks[edit | edit source]

A loooooooooong time ago, us humans(?) lived in the stomach of a gigantic hippopotamus. Then, BAM! The skunks came! They roared into towns all over the land, chomping on ever single little human they could find.

Oh, by the way...[edit | edit source]

The LOVE SHACK BABY LOVE SHACK LOVE SHACK BABY LOVE SHACK BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER BABY BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY I CANT HEAR YOU BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER SUGAR BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY I CANT HEAR YOU part of this article was made by The B-52's. Just so the girafficus doesn't get murdered by an army of gummy bears.