Wheels on Meals

Wheels on Meals is a popular company that is both a restaurant and an auto-parts store. It is Willy on Wheels's favorite restaurant. They serve their food with a wheel on it. Customers describe the food as "tasting like rubber" and "did I just eat a hubcap?". However, our wheeled Willy still absolutely loves the food there. The FDA has issued the restaurant numerous warnings about their conduct but the owner asks, "Who doesn't want a Bridgestone tire on their burger?" Their menu consists of everyday normal food such as Fish and Chips, a 7 ounce sirloin, and Baby Back Ribs but with wheels and/or tires on top of them. Many allegations state that Wheels on Meals uses old, greasy tires instead of new ones. The owner doesn't deny this. In fact he says, "The greasyness seals in the flavor". An unidentified customer was hospitalized after consuming 15 gallons of Castrol Motor Oil in just one meal. The man sued the restaurant and nearly drove it out of business. The restaurant is a hotspot for truck drivers. One tells us, "I get the shitty food I like but I also get an extra tire. There's a lot of trashy people here, just like my hometown!"

Testimonials

"Mmmmm, delicious! Food on Wheels! I love everything on Wheels!" - Willy on Wheels

"BLECHHHHUFEIJHEJSDFI THIS IS DISGUSTING *vomits*" - Everyone else, except truck drivers

"Extra tires for my giant red white and blue truck!!!! RAHHHHH AMERICAAAAAAAAAA" - truck drivers