When Cheeseburgers Attack?
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The beginning of this story takes place in the country of Belize, a small country in Central America. Now, let's introduce the characters. The main character is named Ronald, a vacationer from Wales. His wife, Joan, is not really mentioned in the story. Supporting cast is Jerald, his best friend, and Lindus, a man living in Belize. Now without further ado: When Cheeseburgers Attack?
Chapter 1[edit | edit source]
Ronald awoke from a deep sleep; his neck hurt.
Chapter 2[edit | edit source]
What the? That was a short chapter.
Chapter 3[edit | edit source]
Even shorter. He stepped out of his beach house on the water in Belize. There was a knock on the door. It was Jerald. Ronald opened the door and let Jerald in. They chatted for a few minutes and then went to the beach. They went in the water and splashed the water and stuff and made a montage of it and it was pretty cool but kinda gay. They decided they were hungry and went out for some lunch. That's when it happened.
Chapter 4[edit | edit source]
Setting: McDonald's in Belize 12:19 PM
They came up to the line and the both ordered a Big Mac with a coke and large fries fatties. They sat down at their table and began to eat. There was a scream. A woman in the corner witnessed her cheeseburger literally growing in size. It was sizzling as well so it made a cool tzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... sssssstttttttt..... mmmmmm.
Chapter 5[edit | edit source]
The cheeseburger bubbled as it sizzled, and sizzled as it bubbled. Jerald and Ronald knew this wasn't normal. They were used to seeing cheeseburgers transforming into hamburgers, but this was a new spectacle.