Whistle

Whistlen't

Jarvis had a home

And in it was a crone

Who had her hair a-flappin'

A FLAPPIN'

BEAT SCRAPPIN'

Welts and bruises and a boy named Jake

Cheesiest farts, make no mistake

Keep it soggy within and without

Scratch the back of a far-fledged trout.

Squeak less be wary

Bits of kale nailed to the ferry

Base base fast

WEAK WAS THE WHISTLE WHO HADNT

SP-URK!

WEAKNESS IS ONLY A WHALE REACHING FOR THE MOON

By George Hamburg