Who cares
If you are reading this then you automatically are a cook. Even if you created this. Yes, I’m talking to YOU, myself. Who cares? WE CARE!
Nobody, that’s who. That’s universally known knowledge. Nobody cares about you.
NO I DO!
- Everyone
See, we meant literally nobody cares about you. Nobody. No, nobody without a dot, not nobody with a dot.
And everyone might like you. You should eat pasta. Yeah, go eat pasta, YUM!
Everyone loves pasta, and Pastafarians. But you? Nobody Even Loves You. Nobody Cares About this Article.
Everyone hates this article. And everyone hates you. You should just die. Yeah, go kill yourself!!!
Wait no no no no no noooooo!!!! I meant that as a joke, I swear! Don’t dieeee!!!1!1!!11! What have I done!? 😭
Oh fuk this is a serious issue and I know it.
This page is eeble, that's for sure.