Why Did Seven Eat Nine?

It all began when Seven and Nine were arguing over who should get the last piece of pizza from the pie.

"It should be mine!" Seven exclaimed.

"Wrong! This is my piece!" Nine argued.

"People, please..." Six tried to reason.

"Stay out of this, Six!" Seven turned and yelled.

But when Seven turned back around Nine was already rubbing his stomach, and the pizza was gone.

"You! YOU!" Seven freaked.

He ran up to Nine and gobbled him down in a very short amount of time.

Seven looked at Six. "You didn't see anything..."

Six was so terrified he got sent to a mental hospital where he would spent the rest of his painful days.

So, if someone ever asks you, "Why did Seven eight nine?" You can say, "You have bad grammar."