Why I hate the letter C
I don’t have respect for the letter C. It is the most useless letter in the alphabet. I would like to explain why this letter is bad, and why it smells like butt.
It looks ugly[edit | edit source]
First of all, it looks ugly. It looks like a deformed O. That’s basically plagarism. At least paint flame stripes on the sides to make it look cool. Gosh.
It’s useless[edit | edit source]
Second of all, it’s useless. The letter C goes "kuh". THAT’S WHAT THE K SAYS! It also goes "suh". Wanna know what else says that? S. If we already have letters that say that, why need another one? Are you just trying to extend the alphabet?
Q and X[edit | edit source]
Q is useless without a U. We don’t need Q if we already have a Kwuh. See look, if i can spell a Q sound without using a Q, that’s how you know it’w stupid. I believe Q was only made to look fancy and royal. And don’t forget X. I like X more because it looks cool, but we already have a "ks". Fuck those letters.