Why Trees Should be put in the Witness Protection Agency...
Well, trees are very closely related to bowls (bowels if you prefer) of soup, which are completely mammal in every sense of the word except the three m's. Trees are actually retired horse-trackers. A "Horse Tracker" is someone who let's loose a stable-full of horsi (plural of horse, meaning many horse) and then tracks them down. Trees are now having trouble with completing this task because of foul-mouthed youngsters carving strange symbols into the bass (bass sucks!) base of the tree. Trees deserve to be extinct... kinda...? Question or answer? 2 1/2 words full of samples of test tube shots? The answer is between you and John McCain, or maybe even that Bugs Bunny character.Trees are now a form of unadultered rage, due to terrorists marrying killer cucumbers.