Cheats for WiiSports.
Infinite Bowling Strikes[edit | edit source]
First, use your Wiimote to eat some raw sewage and suck your thumb. Then eat a burrito and suck your thumb again. Throw the Wiimote at the television and cry to your mommy how you can't play anymore. Then go to Best Buy, have her buy a new one and bowl a zero three times and eat a burrito. Now you have no more tacos.
Super golf[edit | edit source]
Go to any game about hitting a golf ball then click up up up up up up up up down left a a a a a a a a a b 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 + + + + - - - and you will you your golf ball 90000000000000000000000000 miles away
Get mew[edit | edit source]
Wait ten hours on the title screen then click b and wait for 876543245678976 hours. then come back and wonder why you even try.
Get gold bowling ball[edit | edit source]
Bowl 100 perfect games then get negative points in 250 golf matches.
Than go to the title screen and type in
a a a a b b b b 1 2 1 2 - - - - - - + + + + + + + + + + + + + (home button) a a a b b b 1 2 1 2 (home button) left up up up down left right left right up up a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a ab ab a ba ba ab bab ab ab a ba a b ba bab a bb a ba a a a a a a a aa qa 2 1 2112 1 1 2 12 121 21 2 2 1 12 1 2 1 112 12 1 2 1 2 1 2 12 1 2 1 2 and you will have
a poop colored bowling ball.