World Bank Group
The World Bank Group is the foremost leading financial organisation in the world.
History[edit | edit source]
It was started down the boozer back in 1984 when a linguistically-dyslexic man was asked about the whereabouts of the Borld Wank Group, a notorious team of underground masturbators renowned for their underhand stylings and wristmanship. Both men, the aforementioned dyslexophile and a painter-decorator called Dennis, agreed that instead of rubbing each other salty, setting up a multi-national conglomerate of money lenders aimed at eradicating poverty was probably a much better idea, and more convenient for both of them as all the necessary embassies and houses of parliament needed to set it up happened to be on the way to the chippie. Thus, the World Bank Group was born.
Objectives[edit | edit source]
The World Bank Group fights poverty banana man-style using a combination of ninjitsu, jewjitsu and batman-esque wall climbing. While not always successful, having written off Africa as 'something we'll have to get back to', they do have an excellent track record with match day sports betting, and the acquirement of village beer festival pint glasses. And kebabs were had by all. Except the Africans.