Yams

Yams are here for you. Are you here for yams? No, you're not, because they are here for you. That's just how it is. The yams have traveled far and wide, far and wide, far and wide, just to be with you. Are you going to eat them? People do that to yams, so I don't think they'd be too surprised. It might not be in your best interests, since yams taste like shit, and it could seem a little rude to random passersby. I think that in general, one should be happy with yams being all up in this. Can't yamming yam. Fuck. Who am I talking to? Goddamn hippies.

On a related note

What the hell kind of name is Albuquerque?