Yo Momma

“Ta mère!”

~ André Breton

yo momma so fat when god said "let their be light" he asked her to move out the way

yo momma so fat she's practically obese

yo momma so ugly she not pretty

yo momma so stupid she got low IQ

yo momma so fat she wears a raincoat they think it's the sun

yo momma so ugly she makes Picasso cry

yo momma so old she not young

yo momma so fat when she fall down the stairs the Indiana Jones theme song starts rolling

yo momma so lazy she doesn’t accomplish much

yo momma so hairy she has to shave frequently

yo momma so skinny she looks sick

yo momma so fat her bmi is over 30

yo momma so slutty she has sex with lots of people

yo momma so boring people don't enjoy listening to her