You are dead

You can't wake up anymore... We put so much messages into your brain to ask you to wake up but you never listened, all it took was you to just wake up but you never did. Now you're dead.

Well, now that you're here, how are you doing? Ha ha, this is a recorded message, you can't tell us, at least you are in a better place right now. Your mother misses you, Dan. Your family misses you.

It is of your mother's wishes we tell you what they wanted to say:

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT WAKE THE FUCK UP AND STOP OVERREACTING. YOU NEED TO DO THE DISHES AND THE LAUNDRY”

~ your mother