You can all go home now

Markov chain algorithms can be used to make random sentences which have verbs and nouns like other sentences but make no sense otherwise. They can take the probability that a certain word will appear after another word and use that to form sentences. Here is an example:

This is the original text:

The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote. Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies. No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided. The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States. The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present. Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

Here is the outputted text, using a Markov chain algorithm:

removal from each Senate of two thirds of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall be a Senate shall exercise thereof may make temporary Appointment, according of the Legislature, which shall be a Senators from each States is tried, the Legislature, which he sole Power to try all Impeach Senators of Impeach States shall be convicted without the Chief Justice shall be assembled in Cases of Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, the Preside: And no Person shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of than to hold and enjoy any States: but the Expiration of the United States. No Person shall be divided. The Senators of the sole Power to try all Impeach States, and disqualification to removal from Office, and also a President of the United State for when the sixth Year, of the second Year; and eachment, according to Law.at the Expiration of the Concurrence of the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointment and subject to hold and also a President of the United States shall nevertheless be liable and been nine Years a Citizen of their othereof, for which shall exercise the sole Power to hold and Punishment, according to Law.ne Years; and if Vacancies. The Senator when he second Year, so that Purpose, the sole Power to the Age of the first Class shall not have attained to the Absence of the Senators of the United States shall have one Vote. Immediately after they shall be chosen. No Person shall they shall not, when he shall exercise the third Class at the Executive the Party convicted shall be divided.

You can see that the outputted text seems to have the vaguest connection to grammar and coherence but makes no sense otherwise.

Since "Illogicopedia is a wiki project dedicated to creating an insane repository of words put together in no particular order," Markov chain algorithms should render this entire website irrelevant. Had this been a site dedicated to absurdist, experimental and post-modern humor then the existence of this place would still be marginally justifiable. But it isn't.

"Marble cankles are the satan's bees knees! Lulz! My mother ATE A LUNGFISH." Using this garbage sentence (and many other garbage sentences) as a template, an algorithm can produce hundreds of thousands of incoherent sentences in seconds. Here is an example of one such sentence, made out of different sentences found in the site:

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS SIMPLY A SCALE PICTURE OF A DOT. IF YOU WOULD KINDLY LOOK AT YOUR KEYBOARD, TO WHERE THE FULL STOP IS, YOUR KEYBOARD, TO WHERE THE NEXT PARAGRAPH, AS SOME PEOPLE DON'T INTERRUPT US (AND ENDING UP BEING UP BEING SHOT), WE WILL BE ABLE TO SHOW YOU MAY NOTICE THAT IS IS BECAUSE THAT IS IS BECAUSE THE FEMALE ONLY HAS ONE BALLS, OBVIOUSLY, AND THE FULL STOP IS, YOU WOULD KINDLY LOOK AT YOUR KEYBOARD, TO SHOW YOU WOULD KINDLY LOOK AT YOUR KEYBOARD, TO WHERE THE FULL STOP IS, YOU A SCALE SIDE HAS ONE BALLS, OBVIOUSLY, AND THE FULL STOP IS, YOU WOULD KINDLY LOOK AT YOUR KEYBOARD, TO WHERE THIS IS BECAUSE THIS IS SIMPLY A SMALL DOT. IF YOU MAY NOTICE THAT IS BECAUSE THE FULL STOP IS, YOU MAY NOTICE THAT IS IS BECAUSE THE MALE ONLY HAS ONE BALL. Joe Bloggs is largely illiterate. Ba jibble cankles are the big go home by: Bloggs is perhaps bees knees! Lulz! My mother ATE A LUNGFISH. IN THE FULL STOP IS, YOU MAY NOTICE THE MALE SIDE HAS TWO BALLS, OBVIOUSLY, AND THE FEMALE ONLY HA

Because the functions of this site can be easily done by code instead of the 10-year old invalids who populate this shithole, you can all go home now.

Here is some text from this article ran through the algorithm. With enough input text you can create an infinite number of unique articles.

experimental and coherence but makes no sense otherwise. They can take this shithole, you can take the functions of this garbage sentences found in the site: Because the vaguest connection to grammar anotherwise. Since of thousands of this site dedicated to absurdist, experimental and post-modern humor the produce hundreds of this should still be marginally justifiable. But it isn't. Using this entire website irrelevant. Had this article random sense other garbage sentences found in the algorithm: You can algorithm: This is the site irrelevant. Had this articles. of one by code instead of thousands of this been a site: You can see that to form sentences but make random sentence of incoherent sentence of this garbage sentence of incoherent sentence, made out of different sentences in seconds. Here is an example: This is the algorithm. With enough input text you can algorithm. With enough the algorithm can produce hundreds of thousands of this been a site

Please consider never doing anything here ever again. Please salvage whatever is left of your dignity and leave. That is all.