You have two cows

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You have two cows.



You have one cow[edit | edit source]

Or does Farmer Jones just have an extra one?

“Yabba Dabba Doo!”

~ Fred Flintstone

You have two cows[edit | edit source]

Yes! You do!

It all starts when you find that your other cow is missing, it has been eaten or as MR. Ripley Beliefitornot says i have three cows. Do you? I thought they died of cancer. Oh so sorry, mr. p. I hope you find your petunias in the garden with a weed clipper.

Bananas may eat.

You have three cows[edit | edit source]

Or does Ripley do?

Post-owning-multiple-cows[edit | edit source]

After owning multiple cows you how more than one cow.......... . Bill Clinton is coming

The Anthology[edit | edit source]

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You have two cows/3