You will lose

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Wanna play?

Round 1: Tic Tac Toe

You = O

Me = X

X|_|X
O|_|_
 |O|X

Your turn.

Round 2: Staring Contest

Round 3: Choose the Correct Answer

7 - 3 / 2 = what?

A. 12

B. Cat

C. 7

D. 0

Round 4: Pop Quiz (Warning: this one's timed)

Answer this question before before I write it:

What's the color of the sky?

I'm sorry. Time's up.

Round 5: Scavenger hunt

Find the following items:

• A rock
• Another rock
• A few more rocks (Not too many. Find too many and you lose.)
• Too many rocks
• A quack
• A ribbet
• A moo
• Half of an orange
• Three-quarters of the same orange in one segment
• Snow (defrosted)
• A house made of candy bars
• A candy bar made of houses
• Your deathbed