Your FACE is like an advertisement for DEATH!

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Well, it is. Seriously. When you walk down the street, windows break all around you (due to their partial reflectiveness) and flowers start to wilt. Little kitties and doggies just keel over dead, as do everyone's goldfishes. Your so ugly you make "your momma" jokes funny again. You're so ugly, why .... you should run for Congress!