Zinkoffs Delight

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The album cover, made by fonchezzz
The inside cover, also made by fonchezzz. (don't make fun of the handwriting!)

Zinkoffs Delight is a timeless classic written by George Hamburg And sung Babbled by Jack Avantgarde, and features Leo I. Potter. It has been mistakened for a blender in someones mouth? And people think Mr Hamburg does drugs... but no.

Contents[edit | edit source]

Silly Suite[edit | edit source]

the Silly Suite is nothing but screaming and hissing with a little bit of lyrics that go:

GORDUX!!!
NAVY GORPUS!!!
What's your birthday?
I'll tell you your name
What's your birthday
If it is in my ....aghabay......
Onga Say, I love you baby
Onga say... I love you BABY!
I'm in love you you... DEHESHI!

Yahey[edit | edit source]

The name says it all..... The Grand Canyon. The lyrics are:

Yaheyee Yahey
Yahey yahey yahey.
Yahey......Yahey.


The lipstick song[edit | edit source]

This song is a parody on pop songs....sung in a high pitched annoying girly voice....

Blue Lipstick Ain't my type!
Red lipstick give it a swipe!
Pink lipstick.. that's my style
Pink Lipstick's gonna stay a while
Hey HEY!

Duddawah[edit | edit source]

A song about a beautiful bird. But who would know that... cause its in an unknown language....

Fian Cortex
Fiencha
DUDDAWAHHHH!!!! ah

p-chant[edit | edit source]

... Based on the quote in George Orwells Animal Farm "Death To Pilkington!!!"

Pecans penelope x6
D-e-a-t-h p-i-l-k-i-n-g-t-o-n (with a 'to' in the middle x2)
Pecans penelope x6

Zinkoff's Delight[edit | edit source]

The title track consists of.... welll.....

  • distant bangings approaching....*
YAHEY DEHAYHEY DAHEY!
ORDICOOSAY! ORDICOOOSAY!
WAREN ZEEVON eeregaflanch
I can speak a different language, can you?
I can ladeehateedahee!
  • more babble... in a different language*
AND THERES A BLANDER IN MY MOUTH!

Bike Mike[edit | edit source]

A remake on Bike by Pink Floyd. But this one is different.

I GOTTA A BIKE YOU CAN RICDED
IT IF YOU LIKEA
IT GOT A BASKET
A Bell that rings
AND THINGS THAT MAKE IS LOOKE GOod
id give it to youi if i chould but i borrwoed it
DUCKS!
QUACK QUACK

Secret track[edit | edit source]

A track that was accidently recorded when Jack Avantgarde and Leo Potter were recording and though they deleted a track. It lasts 3 seconds. The simple lyrics go:

Noooooo
Noooo....
no.