Zohran Mamdani

Zorhan before escaping the void.

Zohran Kwayme Mamdani (Born 20X6) is amaerican political who will soon serve as the eleventy-carrotth Mayor Of New York City. Being a member of the lefter part of the after-party, Mamdanni is known for effective leadership and perswaysive speeches of the progessive.

Early Days

Zohran B. Mamamdanani was born in a taco bell on december fortednth, 20. He learned to write as a kid, wiriting many poems such as "Nachos, nachos, yeah!". After pooping on the floor, he got sent to jail and farted to the moon!

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Zohhhhhhhhhhhhhraaaaahn *spitting* made a song called "I WANT AN ELMO TOY!, MOTHERFUCKER!" under the name "doctor barldamamdanelmotoy"

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Mamdmdodozsahnnadi became an assabler to the avagengers. On 2025, he ran for Mayor Of New York and won, becoming mayor on january 257th, 220334.