10 Reasons Why the Second Season Is Always More Terrible

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  1. I can't find my country's dub on YouTube.
  2. They replaced way too many voice actors.
  3. They killed off brunette disaster complex and replaced her with ponytail lady, ridiculously tall guy, shifty substitute magician, mute clown thing and Kelis.
  4. Two beach episodes was quite enough, thank you very much.
  5. That music video regarding fashionable dance footwear wasn't an infomercial and I couldn't ring them up and buy a pair. I guess my fuzzy pink slippers, made from genuine pink sheep, will have to do. Having said that, basically the entire show is comprised of advertising now.
  6. They started jumping the shark to some ridiculous extremes.
  7. They gave everybody ponytails for no reason.
  8. 'Alien Space Pirates' was an actual thing, apparently.
  9. Because I've been trying to make it rain on down for the past fifty years.
  10. Why make an episode about aeroplanes when you already made an episode about flying?

They said they were gonna bring that brunette rectangle back five years ago. That was one hell of a rumour.

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