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A baby gorilla ate my homework

A baby gorilla ate my homework

So, yesterday, I thought I'd be clever and do my homework on 100% biodegradable materials. And it was calculus, so I'm really pissed that it's gone, because it was hard and took me a long time. (In the background, holistic fusion music competes with a flock of Canada honkers belting out chop sticks, each only subtly off-tune. The composer, presumably, had an Aleatoric approach in mind, because the lot of us simultaneously experienced Déjà Vu. I was also struck by the idiosyncratic approach toward microtonality, which seemed to encapsulate an amazing average 71 notes per octave. This was about the same time Village Idiocy stocks plummeted, causing a global 2 steps to the left).

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So, yesterday, I thought I'd be clever and do my homework on 100% biodegradable materials. And it was calculus, so I'm really pissed that it's gone, because it was hard and took me a long time. (In the background, holistic fusion music competes with a flock of Canada honkers belting out chop sticks, each only subtly off-tune. The composer, presumably, had an Aleatoric approach in mind, because the lot of us simultaneously experienced Déjà Vu. I was also struck by the idiosyncratic approach toward microtonality, which seemed to encapsulate an amazing average 71 notes per octave. This was about the same time Village Idiocy stocks plummeted, causing a global 2 steps to the left).

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