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  Featured ArticleProminent Prose of the Randomly Indiscriminate Time Period:   Sock cheese

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Sock Cheese is a spreadable condiment used when grilling meteorites and palindromes out of doors. Many people of African descent use this as a skin conditioner and tonic for the liver. Europeans and Americans tend to use it to lubricate windmills, especially in Wisconsin during Oktoberfest. Wealthy Americans have sock cheese parties, where they cavort naked in huge vats of the stuff and poke fun at one another's genitals. These are generally scorned by the poor slobs who have to work the functions.


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We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.

I'm not talking coupons and flyers,
We're talking raggedy old tyres.
The really real junk!
The funky junk!

Drop it, don't stop it, send it on its way. Junk mail. I'm sending lotsa junk mail, you'll see. When your mail is full o' junk, you're gonna wanna thank me. I'm the boss around here, and I'll decide when we're back or not.
We're back.

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C'est occupé! C'est occupé!

¡No mires! ¡No mires!

Nie wchodzić, nie wchodzić, zajęte!

Fish are like that – at least the fish that I know. That was the last ball, you know what that means? No, absolutely not, although once I had to catch a one-legged ostrich with a butterfly net. Now that was hard. Oh, I just love aerobics class! I've tried other ways to exercise too, running, swimming, competitive shopping, but this class is the most fun of all! But in school, I was voted most likely to go in the right direction and scored well in my ups and downs, and I'm telling you the escalator is going up! Out of bounds, way out of bounds, so out of bounds it was practically in bounds someplace else. Our point!

"I'm a security monitor. I only notify people if there's a robbery."
*masked men with machine guns start demanding money*
"There's a robbery."

AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!? AW, SERIOUSLY?!!?

Not all British music is the same thing. Also, stop motion! YOU'RE NOT MY EATER. I'M NOT YOUR FOOD.

Every morning these annoying birds, get up to infest the garden with fnurdles. Are they seriously trying to first-vote Clive Palmer in the cheese squadron 1042? Since 2015, America no longer exists. It's now Not-Mexico.

Starlight, egg white, all up in your face tonight. Give me jajang noodles and I'll leave you alone.

This is where my sense of humo(e)r falls flat.

The Undersecretary of the Assistant to the Press Liaison at the Ladies Room of the Press Club on Weekends and Holidays, Sir Nathan Gargantuan-Menu, 17th Meta-Duke of Largesse, would like the pleasure of your company at his lake house in Georgia, US. Just show up, with friends.

Crunchy frog? I'm flattered!

Watch out, get down, jump around, hello, goodbye, thank you, come again. I think I kinda like it.

Boogie pudding 1984, I am totalitarian disco llama, you bring me closer to Dog's body of boners, I can't feel my legs as the bloody fleshy wraith approaches the Chuck E. Cheese pizza palace of American death freedom. The unborn chikkin voysez in mai hed, the two cullerz in mai hed... What's that? What was that you tried to say? Learn some spelling.


Chapter 01: Say something smart.

Chapter 02: Phrubub nose the cheese.

Chapter 03: Moving on to Lysandre Labs.

Chapter 04: Mole-ism is mole-ism.

Chapter 05: Only hipsters use Windows 95.

Chapter 06: Someone pooped in my bananas.

Fish

Let's reunite and make more articles.

come on, Fhqwhgads!

First of all, decadism

Decadism? What? A ferret-pox on you. Teal!

Eh... nope.

God grant me the serenity
To rabbit punch my enemies

Percival gazed into the eyes of his beloved, channeling the ghosts of a thousand panda genitals.

It's 2016!!!!!

As Know Your Meme tells us: 2015 gave birth to a new age on the internet. The Dank Age.

Says all: I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Dankology and I've personally confirmed over 300 memes. AND THAT'S JUST THE FIRST SENTENCE. Whatever happened to us?

It took 35 days for anyone to notice this template YET AGAIN.

“And note I do, this scene doth be a mess in all, but I dost give this flood a perfect score. Not doth be perfect, but I shall ascribe it seven and eight-tenths to the value of ten, due to an over-abundance of that which consists of 2 hydrogen atoms for every oxygen atom.”

~ The Book of IGN, Chapter 1

Today is International Pinch Yourself To See If You're Dreaming Day.

Tourism shots fired inside Rount Mushmire's Frying Crickets. Need more lorem ipsum filler. Caveman days. You lose game of Buttman and Rubbin, Jawge Clooney sheeeeeeit

Sepultura? Did you mean Sunikura?
TEA TIME ISN'T OVER YET

This is what my writing style should sound like.

  • I am cheese, I am cheese
  • I am nobody's cheese
  • I don't care about pencil sharpeners
  • But there's people and the people use yen to pay for their mink food.

The town Scouse in his townhouse.

“Moving to Montana soon. Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.”

~ My cat

When plotting a coup, be sure to include manic salivation in the fourth estate. Climbing for victory is the third most honorable way for police to activate their sanitary pedestals. Shifting leaves scratch across macadam, identical to their counter-counterparts and westward siblings. Testing the fidelity of greasy-necked trebuchet operators can preempt can be most easily accomplished by wordy neologism.

False bushido is responsible for 88% of languishing butt nipples.

All Illogicopedia users are asked to refrain from refraining on the third refrain.

Grim flaccid melon cannons bellowed their loads towards salamander mixed drinks.]

"What does 'idk' stand for?"
"I don't know."
"But I though you would know, since you're always on your smartphone! I'll ask someone else..."
"Wait, what are you talking about?"
"Well, you said that you don't know what it means so I'm going to ask someone else what it means."
"I already told you: I don't know."
"Exactly! You don't know!"
How To B3 Dank
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Illogicopedia endorses Donald Trump

 My fellow Illogicopedians,

I have long advocated for Illogicopedia to stand above the political fray, and get involved only in issues of vital importance, like establishing a research grant to develop invisible tube socks for astronaut giraffes. Where would we be if giraffes in space had to go bare-hooved, or were forced to appear to other space giraffes like they were not bare-hooved? Either alternative would be intolerable to a humane society.

However, we have faced a decline of the Illogicopedian community recently. We have lost much of what made Illogicopedia Illogicopedia. It seems that no one has their priorities in order. Those poor space giraffes! This will require us to compromise and join the political fray just this once.

On this one day of the year, I believe we should all be able to come together across party lines and nationalities to agree that there is only one candidate who upholds the principles our community stands for.

There is an answer, and that answer is Donald Trump. Donald Trump promises to put a freeze on Goth visitors entering our web site. This will help decrease our depression and angst levels. Also, he has promised to build a wall around our web site and then make Uncyclopedia pay the costs of constructing the wall. Donald Trump's common-sense solutions are exactly what we need to make Illogicopedia great again!

-- Nerd42
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The 30,000 spammers

I can only delete 100 spam comments at a time? Oh dear, looks like I'm gonna have to book a decade off work...


Fetch the extra large bag of Monster Munch!
— noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2015-11-25 18:27:00


We beat Sherpa Image to press with this one

Users at Illogicopedia have recently been accused of snorting Aspercreme with Lidocaine during an after-party for an Australian Rules Power Jousting tournament. Lawyers for the survivors claim none of the entrants were warned of the unusually dense populations huge mutant creatures, due in part to the unusually harsh preceding winter.

Minister for Tabernakian Pyramid Schemes Sir Humphrey Loughton-Bailiwick, announced plans today for an International Croissant Consortium to be established for the preservation of baffling Newtonian groupers. Administrators and bureaucrats hastened to attach themselves to this whopper boondoggle, this exercise in jiggery-pokery, this affront to Nature herself, like lampreys to sharks, like lemons to sharts. Combined, once again, with hoisin sauce, a poultice was made from bedsheets and applied physically to Msr. Flute Charpentier.

Having been to seminary, the Earl new better faster than old less good, and thus his legacy was born. During his semi-cloistered life, many things were taught to him that were denied others. Ancient occult knowledge passed down from knee-jerk to palindrome, as wolves descend from the knee hills to work their murder on jack-booted nutria ranchers.

Lorenz was late this morning because gear wheels hit the bent steamer at 78 mph. To their credit, soldiers and bookies gathered at the docks, handing out posters of David Lee Roth, solar powered muskrats, inflatable Nazi paraphenalia and swamp gas sightings. Dougie had to go into town to get more litmus paper. Urged to float a loan for water sheds, the new VP for Skulking Anthony Plumbob "borrowed" from the pension fund and sat on a vibrating stump for three weeks.

In other News, plastic is the new black. Genies are flying out of Donald Trump's ass. Ax wielding mimes restormed the Bastille in an effort to push through national funding for  giant iguana breeding. Invisible Corsicans have secured the right to be insane during business hours. Rain gear has been outlawed in 66 members nations of the UN today in what's been perceived to be a move on coffee futures.
— noreply@blogger.com (Sensei Gruntled) 2015-07-02 04:08:00



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