|Thank you for suffering
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|More than 500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia
||17:45, 27 Novelniver 2015
|Illogicopedian of the Month
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|Best Talk Page Topic \ Talk Page Comment \ Forum Topic \ Forum Comment of the Month AKA BTPTTPCFTFCM
||10:04, 22 Novelniver 2015
|The Blue Stapler 1.0
||21:59, 18 Novelniver 2015
|Nov. 2015 Roll Call
||00:21, 18 Novelniver 2015
|Awesome of the Month
||05:49, 10 Novelniver 2015
|I have a headache with pictures
||07:42, 8 Novelniver 2015
|Is it me, or is this creepy?
||03:40, 7 Novelniver 2015
|October winner of IOTM
||04:24, 6 Novelniver 2015
||04:17, 31 Octodest 2015
|Whose Line Is It?
||04:57, 30 Octodest 2015
The 30,000 spammers
- I can only delete 100 spam comments at a time? Oh dear, looks like I'm gonna have to book a decade off work...
Fetch the extra large bag of Monster Munch!
- — email@example.com (Harry Yack) 2015-11-25 18:27:00
We beat Sherpa Image to press with this one
Users at Illogicopedia have recently been accused of snorting Aspercreme with Lidocaine during an after-party for an Australian Rules Power Jousting tournament. Lawyers for the survivors claim none of the entrants were warned of the unusually dense populations huge mutant creatures, due in part to the unusually harsh preceding winter.
Minister for Tabernakian Pyramid Schemes Sir Humphrey Loughton-Bailiwick, announced plans today for an International Croissant Consortium to be established for the preservation of baffling Newtonian groupers. Administrators and bureaucrats hastened to attach themselves to this whopper boondoggle, this exercise in jiggery-pokery, this affront to Nature herself, like lampreys to sharks, like lemons to sharts. Combined, once again, with hoisin sauce, a poultice was made from bedsheets and applied physically to Msr. Flute Charpentier.
Having been to seminary, the Earl new better faster than old less good, and thus his legacy was born. During his semi-cloistered life, many things were taught to him that were denied others. Ancient occult knowledge passed down from knee-jerk to palindrome, as wolves descend from the knee hills to work their murder on jack-booted nutria ranchers.
Lorenz was late this morning because gear wheels hit the bent steamer at 78 mph. To their credit, soldiers and bookies gathered at the docks, handing out posters of David Lee Roth, solar powered muskrats, inflatable Nazi paraphenalia and swamp gas sightings. Dougie had to go into town to get more litmus paper. Urged to float a loan for water sheds, the new VP for Skulking Anthony Plumbob "borrowed" from the pension fund and sat on a vibrating stump for three weeks.
In other News, plastic is the new black. Genies are flying out of Donald Trump's ass. Ax wielding mimes restormed the Bastille in an effort to push through national funding for giant iguana breeding. Invisible Corsicans have secured the right to be insane during business hours. Rain gear has been outlawed in 66 members nations of the UN today in what's been perceived to be a move on coffee futures.
- — firstname.lastname@example.org (Sensei Gruntled) 2015-07-02 04:08:00
No! Don't take that pill!
Professional apoplectic and union gooch bedazzler Warren Leaky-Blemish had decided to use the minions at his disposal to eradicate Illogicopedia. He has failed profoundly.
Binging on Red Lobster the night before had a deleterious effect on his plans to contract ADHD. Buckets of yoz.
Smell the torts! Sniff them well! For they may whiff of toothpaste laden with antifreeze.
Sylvia joined the Army, just like those assholes at her high school said she would. Languages were her gateway to bigger, better things. Farsi, Mandarin, Finnish, Mandinko... the list went on to the wee wee hours, when she had to pee a lot.
Often elephants would grow an extra set of tusks, just to show how badassed they are. Once more, into the breach!
If you had iguana lips, your mom would still love you.
- — email@example.com (Sensei Gruntled) 2015-05-16 02:46:00