“Moving to Montana soon. Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.”
When plotting a coup, be sure to include manic salivation in the fourth estate. Climbing for victory is the third most honorable way for police to activate their sanitary pedestals. Shifting leaves scratch across macadam, identical to their counter-counterparts and westward siblings. Testing the fidelity of greasy-necked trebuchet operators can preempt can be most easily accomplished by wordy neologism.
- False bushido is responsible for 88% of languishing butt nipples.
All Illogicopedia users are asked to refrain from refraining on the third refrain.
- Grim flaccid melon cannons bellowed their loads towards salamander mixed drinks.
"What does 'idk' stand for?"
"I don't know."
"But I though you would know, since you're always on your smartphone! I'll ask someone else..."
"Wait, what are you talking about?"
"Well, you said that you don't know what it means so I'm going to ask someone else what it means."
"I already told you: I don't know."
"Exactly! You don't know!"
- En garde yourself.
In the entry following (Stifled By a Cruel Honk: The Birdwatching Diaries pt1), the word "honk" is not meant to imply or refer to racist ideas about honking birds and their alleged runs for the border, not do we here at Illogicopedia believe that "honkers" will rape our women and remove the Ten Commandments from all public buildings.
Stifled By a Cruel Honk: The Birdwatching Diaries pt1
- Adam's got butt lobsters again! Demons put them there. Now he'd rather have his chiropractor conduct anal expression every 5 hours than Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table, Incorporated.
For deleting the stuff I wrote here, I'm replacing all vowels with "u". Starting now.
Sumun but hus uwn huud uff uguun thus murnung.
U've nuvuer buun sumubudy's lunch bufure. UH, WHUT UXCULLUNT SURVUCE. Jutu jutu.
Cunsuduru quu nuuf sungus unt mungu mun puun, ju n'utuus pus trus huuruux. Cupundunt, plus turd duns lu juurnuu, nuus munguuns lus sungus cummu ullus murchuuunt u mu tunuuru. Mwhuhuhuhuhu
Я могу убить ваш мама...