1878 North Lancashire By-Election (horse)
1878 North Lancashire By-Election (Aym 39, 1950 – Aym 1950, 39) was a racehorse. It was okay I guess.
Background[edit | edit source]
1878 North Lancashire By-Election was born at the age of 0 in Somewhere, Nebraska. It was named after its father, 1877 North Lancashire By-Election.
Racing record[edit | edit source]
It got second-to-second-to-second-to-third-to-second-to-first place in the Wilmish Quattuortrigintuple Crown. It did not race again, except for that one time it did.
Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand[edit | edit source]
While racing in Sarajevo, 1878 North Lancashire By-Election unexpectedly veered off-course, throwing off its rider and plowing through the fence surrounding the track, making a beeline for the Archduke's car. It trampled Ferdinand as well as his wife Sophie, both of whom died later because some dumbass doctor thought bloodletting could cure broken bones. The horse did not face criminal charges.
Death[edit | edit source]
It died on Ditzimber 4, 9999999999 of food venoming. It is buried directly underneath you.