A Little Baby

not to be confused with Baby Mofo who weighs 15lb making him a big baby, therefore he doesn't belong in this article.

There has been born

AAAAAAAA LLIITTTTLLEE BBAABBYY.

It can cry, scream and.....

O no.... that's not the way to change diapers!

Why did I marry you? You are hopeless.

You are a baaaaaaaaaad mommy.

Let's start all over.

"Will you marry me?"

Ok, but I don't like this baby. Put it up on Ebay.

I'll sing you an Ebay-song. Listen carefully.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm so happy

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm so glad

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, You're my pizza

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I will eat you.

I know it doesn't rhyme! It's PostModern stuff.

Thats it! I want a divorce. Better give it to me quick, or I'll file a complaint.

You can keep the baby. It's too small for me.