A chair that may or may not be a living thing
That very chair you are sitting...
May or May not be alive...
Wait, I am not on chair!
O Rly? k den.
Nah, I am on the chair.
I knew it!
Anyway, why do you think like that?
There are some Scientific Evidences that the Chair may or may not be alive.
The Equation of Chair is known for it's Characteristic that this equation indicates that A chair that may or may not be a living thing.
Depending of the distance that Chair moved when you farted on the table ( R ) , the chair decides whether its a living thing or not.
- If R < 1, It's not living thing.
- If R > 1, Run for your life.
- If R = 1, That chair is Alive but Dead. Not alive with a Soul. it's a Ghost.
That very chair.
or May not be,