A chair that may or may not be a living thing
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Ooh, Eeble!
That very chair you are sitting...
May or May not be alive...
Wait, I am not on chair![edit | edit source]
O Rly? k den.
Nah, I am on the chair.[edit | edit source]
I knew it!
Anyway, why do you think like that?[edit | edit source]
There are some Scientific Evidences that the Chair may or may not be alive.
Chemical Property[edit | edit source]
The chair is usually made out of Pillow hexaGlue. which is an Organic Molecule.
But Crap isn't alive![edit | edit source]
Mathmatical Proof[edit | edit source]
The Equation of Chair is known for it's Characteristic that this equation indicates that A chair that may or may not be a living thing.
Depending of the distance that Chair moved when you farted on the table ( R ) , the chair decides whether its a living thing or not.
- If R < 1, It's not living thing.
- If R > 1, Run for your life.
- If R = 1, That chair is Alive but Dead. Not alive with a Soul. it's a Ghost.
Summary[edit | edit source]
The chair.
That very chair.
THE CHAIR.
May,
or May not be,
Alive.