A report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports

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The author considered the ouroboros symbolism (snake-eating-its-own-tail) to illustrate the nature of the GAO, but thought this image more fitting.

Obfuscatory Preamble[edit | edit source]

Recent perturbations in the nonproverbial sphere of existential dark matters have caused one of the several ontological[1] ani, the United States Government Office of Accountability specifically, to produce an award winning[2] report which may forever change my concept of how weird the world is.

Damn it, damn it damn it![edit | edit source]

It's enough to drive me to relive the brief absinthe-soaked period of my misspent youth! For the love of all that is holy, aren't there tests for compentency for the people that come up with these things? I mean, this is an actual report, for Christ's sake! Taxpayer money was spent on this! Jesus!

I'm going back to bed...

Sub plots against an unnamed government[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ By "ontological", I mean "existential, but my mother taught me never to use the same word in a single sentence. In fact, it is preferable to scatter the use of interesting words at intervals of several paragraphs, if not desultorily. See also, the rantings of Plato one night when he was hammered.
  2. ↑ http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/
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