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This article is an academic exercise. It's meant to stimulate your imagination, which is a thing inside your head. Ready?

Okay, I want you to pretend that absolutely everything you did in the last twenty-four hours was documented in writing. Pretend there's a book, a big, massive book with a cover. And inside this book, everything you did and said over the course of the last day is written.

Now, imagine your grandfather is completely naked, doing jumping jacks three feet in front of you. That has nothing to do with the academic exercise, I just thought it would be hilarious to force you to imagine that.

Anyway.

Back to the book.

This book contains all your deeds of the last 24 hours, as previously explained. NOW, I want you to imagine what would happen if that book became the basis of a civilization. As in, it became the equivalent of the Bible for some bizarre, distant, pretend society.

Imagine that the things you said in the last 24 hours have become scriptures, quotes to be analyzed and memorized by millions of Sunday School children.

Imagine that every one of your deeds is now the source of inspiration for millions, no matter how mundane they were.

Imagine a society praising every time you mowed the lawn, cut your fingernails, or masturbated.

What kind of society would this be?

Would kind of society would you give birth to?

Food for thought on this fine afternoon. Mix with lawn clippings and rainwater, blend, and pour.