Adam Driver
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Adam Driver (born in 1983) is an American actor and badass former marine who has a slightly pointy nose. But he definitely isn't ugly.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Driver was born in Pakistan to a T-Rex and a giant corn dog. He was a rather rebellious child and teen, yet he didn't really care about his or any other person's own personal safety.
Military career[edit | edit source]
He was discharged after getting caught eating his boss's cinnamon flavored applesauce.
Acting career[edit | edit source]
He starred in two overrated Star Warts movies that nobody in their right mind would care about. He also did some fake ad parodies on SNL (Still Not Laughing). And he also starred on some boring ass drama film about marriage on Netflix.