Alessi

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Alessi are an American musical duo of identical twin brothers Rayman and Riotto Alessi. They had a minor hit single in 1982 with, "Put Away Your Golfballs". (No. 71 on the Billboard Hot 500).

They eventually broke up, and went their separate ways, including playing bingo game nights and stealing a Nintendo Wii from a drug dealer.

Biography[edit | edit source]

The twin brothers were born in Little Italy, San Francisco, California sometime in 1954. They grew up, attended college, and... really you shouldn't really even care about this stuff now. Now, their old guys in their mid-60's still living in a broken down apartment complex somewhere in California.

Career[edit | edit source]

They became big in Japan. And in America. AND also in Italy as well. Isn't that all you even need to know about them at this particular moment?

Discography[edit | edit source]

Long Time Rivals (1982, album off of Warner Warts Records) "Put Away Your Golfballs" (1982, single off of Pizza Quest Records)