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Are you enjoying your new car?

YES!!!!

Well, I didn't say no to the white car. Is that not acceptable?

I AM EATING!! BE QUIET, WOMAN!

It's probably better not to sell it, because of the money those people want. It would cost less. And we'll have the use of it during the migration season. Is that okay with you?

IT HAS TO BE.

What is that supposed to mean?

YOU MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS AROUND HERE. I JUST SIT AROUND AND SCREAM.

Do you really think that?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK. YOU'RE THE SUPREME DICTATOR OVERLORD. WE DON'T USE OUR SEVENTEEN CARS ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY THIS CONVERSATION.

Taxes! Taxes! And have it count! Let's be astronauts!

*scrape* *scrape*

Okay, we'll do that then. I'm so glad we can agree on this.

*scrape!*

And so, another night of diplomacy is concluded, with the sound of a scraping fork.

The next debate begins in five minutes. The audience begins to vandalize the chairs.