Amphibian-throwing

Not to be confused with animal throwing, Amphibian-throwing is a training course in Western Ohio, where trainees, well, throw many types of amphibians. Usually a trainee would start with creatures such as salamanders and newts before moving on to bull frogs and toads. After training for about 4.58495845 years, you receive a degree which allows you to enter the International Axolotl Throwing Universitiy, where you may train to become a professional amphibilist thrower.

If you somehow made it far enough to complete university without having a breakdown or sever injury caused by the bull(y) frogs, then Congratulations! You are able to compete in the World Frog Throwing Championships

Please remember that undergoing such training may result in sever injury or death, such as:

A fire salamander breathing fire into your face, Bull(y) frogs ganging up on you for throwing its homies, Toads rapid-firing tomatoes at the speed of light, Newts using vacuum suction to gain all your personal info, Diplocauluses raiding your bathroom tissue rolls with prehistoric buddies from the last ice age who somehow survived 5.547484 x 10^(747473487) attempts on their life, and lastly, Axolotls coming to your house who also randomly became level 300 out of nowhere, unlocked too many new owerpowered skills that the developers keep forgetting to nerf (like bro wth), becoming pay 2 win, not touching grass, and going to the gym 24/7. This will result in a unhappy situation :)