Armpitfartuistics
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Armpitfartuistics is the ancient martial art of armpit farting.
Who ever armpit farts the most intricate fart melodies is the winner.
The loser is then buttslapped by a bajillion midgets and subsequently beaten to death with a dildo
Armpitfartuistics is the ancient martial art of armpit farting.
Who ever armpit farts the most intricate fart melodies is the winner.
The loser is then buttslapped by a bajillion midgets and is impaled anally, on a giant dildo.