Banana Tar

BONJOOK, THE BANANA GOD APPROVES OF THIS ARTICLE This article shines in the favor of the Bananagod.

Banana tar is a rich mixture of rare organic compounds, many of which are found in owls.

“I have killed an Angel to capture a Buffy”

~ Sister Zim_ulatrix on Europeans being ga-ga for Gellar

Since the dawn of man and the onset of puberty in women, tars have been recognized for their holographic properties by certain of those, wise in the ways of Wicca and goofy of disposition. Preliterate societies in the Middle East are the first known to utilize the goop in the ways of war, and to affix address placards to trees to confuse olive-eating barbarians.

The devout among the faiths which stem from worship of BONJOOK, The Banana God hold banana tar to be sacred, and reserve it as a wrapper class for objects to be sacrificed.