Bob Ross

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“J'adore ses petits arbres heureux”

Bob

Ross
Was
A
Painter
Of
Many
Subjects.
He
Mostly
Painted
Trees
But
Sometimes
He
Painted
Other
Things.
Often,
People
Watched
His
Show
On
Television.
I
Forget
What
The
Show
Was
Called,
But
In
The
Show
He
Painted.
The
Show
Is
Now
No
Longer
In
Existance.
It
Was
Deleted
To
Make
Room
For
Some
Other
Show.
I
Wonder
Where
Bob
Is
Now.
Maybe
He
Does
A
Wiki-editing
Version
Of
His
Show.
"I'll
Make
Some
Happy'
Little
Brackets
Now
So
The
Happy
Little
Wikilinks
Are
Properly
Formatted."
Happy little wikilinks.
What a strange thought.
If
I
Was
A
Wikilink
I'd
Be
Indignant
I suppose.
I'd get jealous of the commas.
Anyway,
Bob
Bross
Also
Made
Mighty
Fine
Pizzas.
They
Were
The
Only
Angry
Things
He
Ever
Made.
It's
Impossible
To
Bake
Happy
Pepperoni.
And
Don't
Even
Get
Me
Started
On
The
Olives.