Born Again Non-Denominational Auto Mile and House of Worship

Miracles and signs of faith abound at our dealership and church. Jesus has appeared in 6 locations on the property thus far.

So, your soul need's saving and you need a new Jeep Cherokee? Or perhaps you're in search of militant, evangelical Christian instruction for your children, and looking for a Dodge Magnum? Look no further than Pastor Roscoe Smelt's Born Again Non-Denominational Auto Mile and House of Worship, on route 16 north exits 8 and 9 west. We stock all major American models, new and used, and we service what we sell. Praise the Lord, oh thank you Jesus!

And while your car is being serviced, stop by the Worship House to drink deeply from the trough of the Holy Ghost, praise Jesus!

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