Cactus

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a cactus that is now dead

DANGER: Cactus can sting you

Cactus is a plant full of thorns, but some have hair, certain people love cactus...

In Croatia, cactus is used to make whisky.

Instructions

Cactus is a common halucogenic. Assuming that the average member of King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard is the same height as the pope and your cactus is the same width as the cactus pictured on the right, you'll need a cactus that's at least 89 meters tall to trip out on cactus too!

Materials

• scale peel
• flamethrower (Texans only)

See also

• What the young man with mild head injuries said upon viewing the towering, almighty, revered, century-old cactus of doom
• Cactus Cactus Excellent Foresight Mantlepiece
• Cactus Man
• Stealth cactus