Cheez-It

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Cheez-Its are anomalous objects that manifest in large numbers to occupy a section in common retail stores and related. Cheez-Its target the digestive system by being advertised as consumable and having a molecular composition designed for such consumption. Citizens who have consumed the substance describe the taste and texture as "Crunchy" and "Cheddar-cheezy and a bit salty," a flavor anomalously originating from cheddite, which also causes rampant brand loyalty and mindless praise.

Ingestion[edit | edit source]

Cheez-Its are digested and consumed in a similar manner as other bite-sized chip products. They enter the digestive system normally and are digested normally, and excreted in a similar manner as other consumables.

Cheddite in Cheez-Its[edit | edit source]

Cheddite is the source of the cheesy flavour of Cheez-Its. It is an element denies the basic laws of existence and how it came to be is unknown. However, it is believed that it has existed since the inception of Cheez-Its. Its appearance is identical to what would be a baked snack cracker. View the article on cheddite for more information.

Manifestation[edit | edit source]

Cheez-Its usually manifest in the 'snack crackers' category of common retailers. They are produced by the Kellogg company but this phenomenon explains massive disappearances in warehouse stock.

Memetic effect[edit | edit source]

it has been observed that all dialogue relating to Cheez-Its will turn into mindless praise but only to persons that have consumed over a gram of cheddite.