Croissant

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[edit] Recent History of the Croissant

[edit] (Some Sources Sited, Others Need Doing)

WOAH BOY! I HAVEN'T HAD A CROISSANT IN AGES I NEED TO GO GET A CROISSANT LIKE NOW!


[edit] Biological Structure

[edit] (Metaphysical and Tertiary)

THIS CROISSANT LOOKS TOO GOOD IM GONNA BITE RIGHT INTO THE CRUNCHY/CHEWY QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT OF AWESOME!


[edit] Mating habits

[edit] (Selective Breeding Programs and in the Wild)

WHOA THIS CROISSANT TASTES BETTER THAN SEX IM NOT KIDDING SEX IS KINDA BLAND COMPARED TO THIS CROISSANT!

[edit] BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

[edit] (Saaaaaaaaaaay What?)

Not on my croissant you don't



As you may have realised, I'm speaking ironically and wish croisants nothing but good feelings. Croissants, don't ever change.

[edit] See Also

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