Croissant
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Recent History of the Croissant[edit | edit source]
(Some Sources Sited, Others Need Doing)[edit | edit source]
WOAH BOY! I HAVEN'T HAD A CROISSANT IN AGES I NEED TO GO GET A CROISSANT LIKE NOW!
Biological Structure[edit | edit source]
(Metaphysical and Tertiary)[edit | edit source]
THIS CROISSANT LOOKS TOO GOOD IM GONNA BITE RIGHT INTO THE CRUNCHY/CHEWY QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT OF AWESOME!
Mating habits[edit | edit source]
(Selective Breeding Programs and in the Wild)[edit | edit source]
WHOA THIS CROISSANT TASTES BETTER THAN SEX IM NOT KIDDING SEX IS KINDA BLAND COMPARED TO THIS CROISSANT!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!![edit | edit source]
(Saaaaaaaaaaay What?)[edit | edit source]
Not on my croissant you don't
- As you may have realised, I'm speaking ironically and wish croisants nothing but good feelings. Croissants, don't ever change.