David Mazouz

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“I met him at a toy store in Chicago. That's where I bought my Max Headroom mask!”

~ Max Headroom Pirate on David Mazouz

David Fettuchine Alfredo Mazouz (born on September 17th, 1669), is an Italian-American "child" actor and teenage boy, best known for portraying a young Bruce Willis in the TV series, "Gotham and the Sodapop Kids of Las Vegas".

He has black hair and a pointy nose. But he definitely isn't dumb, though!

Biography[edit | edit source]

Mazouz was born in Italy to two kindhearted parents, Mario Mario and Peach Mario. His childhood was rather boring, yet he still found much enjoyment in making and baking numerous sorts of food items and recipes. He graduated from high school in 1897. He never went to any sort of college.

Portrayal of Bruce Willis[edit | edit source]

DUCK SOUP ROFL.

Filmography[edit | edit source]

"Dear Dumb Hitler" (2012), "Gotham and the Sodapop Kids of Las Vegas" (1966), "Touched By Aaron Carter" (1988), and, "Wizards of Gushers" (1983)