Distributionalizeing

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The act of distributionalizeing is that of smelling one's fingers after have had having touched a fish, or the ear of a hard lamp. One can always tell if one is distributionalizeing if they eat an onion without the proper equipment.

The proper equipment[edit | edit source]

Tongs, Scissors, a fork, a taser, two buns, and a plate.