Dolly Sue

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Does your child have unresolved, violent issues?

Then buy one of our limited-time-offer DOLLY SUE DOLLS!

Your child can come to terms with their blossoming psychosis by RIPPING OUT THE DOLL'S HAIR!

Hours of brutal entertainment!

The hair grows back.

Throw in an extra $6 and we'll throw in punching gloves.



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