EYES

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EYEs (Effervescent Yak/Elephants) are living creatures that live in your head and move around. They wiggle back and forth and communicate by purring.

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EYEs live in holes in your head, and you can see them. If you have a mirror.

EYES live in the past, present, future.

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They'll always be in your eye sockets, even if you give up on them or even if they give up on you.

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