Eddie Money

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Eddie Money (born in 1949, died in 2019), is an American former police officer turned rock musician. He was also a former cocaine addict and alcoholic. Bah, Humbug!

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Biography[edit | edit source]

Money was born somewhere in New York City in 1949 to two wise parents. He dropped out of high school in 1966, and become a roadie. After that, some shit involving drugs happened, but then, he also became a famous singer and musician off of the music scene. He died in 2019 of heart failure. R.I.P.

Live Concert Fail![edit | edit source]

In 1997, fireworks went off incorrectly at one of his concerts, causing a huge and (obviously) unsafe fire, burning thousands of people to their deaths. R.I.P. to them. Godammit, Eddie! Fuck!

Swimming career[edit | edit source]

Money is also a professional swimmer, winning 5 gold medals in many Olympic Games over the years.

Discography[edit | edit source]

Albums: Eddie Money (1977), Think I'm A Glove (1982)

Singles: "Baby Hold Down On Me" (1977), "Think I'm A Glove" (1982), "Bake A Pie Tonight" (1986), "Shakin' With Tourettes" (1982), "Walking On Random Stuff" (1988)