Fanburgers

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“I found that inserting my burger into the fan was a poor move. The 6ft 6 tree-like chap who was showered with ketchup and gherkins didn't seem to appreciate my course of action, oh well.”

“Why are all my admirers food that's escaped from Burger King?”

~ The Hoff on his legions of fans

“Hey, I like you too!”

~ His Wife

“Shut up, that sandwich ain't gonna make it self!”

~ The Hoff

Fan burgers, better known as Adam Flewsi.

Adam Flewsi Does not exist[edit | edit source]

Of course I know HIM! My mom is his aunts sister!

I know an Adam Wesflew[edit | edit source]

Lies all lies. I hadn't any parrots to spare for your canvas hat.

Adam Flewsi knows my favorite color.[edit | edit source]

Anyone crazy enough to rip a runt in two!

Gee, Adam I never knew your feet were so big.[edit | edit source]

Only when I know the days of the week!

I know how old you are, Adame Flewsi[edit | edit source]

Whence Shakespear said.

I hope you know what you are getting us into, Mr. Flewsi![edit | edit source]

Operations are fun if they involve peanuts!

Are you on any anti-phobic medications Mr. Flewski?[edit | edit source]

You never know when Ben will kill a dog.

Flewski! It's good to see you again, hows Nancy?[edit | edit source]

I never saw Ferdinand Migellan yodeling. I know none!

I do say, AIDS is killing all your puppies, Adam![edit | edit source]

I don't care about the television much. I prefer murdering for fun!