Frying pan

A frying pan as it attacks its hapless victim, brains. Brains! BRAAAAAAINS!

Frying pans are dangerous drugs. When not outlawed, they will attack any brains they come into contact with.

Eradication

Thanks to Richard Nixon, frying pans have been successfully outlawed and nowadays nobody produces, trades or uses frying pans anymore. Anywhere. At all. People have largely forgotten they ever existed. Any questions?

If you see a frying pan

Do not attempt to dispose of the frying pan by yourself. Contact a police officer, Benedict and check up on your life insurance.