Gusev Crater

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Gusev Crater is a rather dusty place, famed for killing the poor Mars Rover Spirit.

It is a distant relative of Jimmy Crater, former US president.

An interview with Gusev Crater

Illogicopedia Investigator (I): So, Gusev, we now meet.

Gusev Crater (G): Wha?

I: You killed Spirit, didn't you?

G: No! I'm just lying here in the pale sunlight minding my own business and stuff!

I: Denial, eh? Now come quietly...