Health Moms

Health Moms are level 3 monsters that commonly occur in the standard setting for the Real Life tabletop RPG. Their main goal is to steal your candies, presumably on the grounds that candies are unhealthy and rot your teeth and your mind. They'd sooner kill you then let that happen.

Despite being a relatively low level threat in terms of their hit points, Health Moms special abilities of parenting make them so extremely dangerous that the best strategy is to hide rather than attempt to combat them.