Hoagiefest '14 Exclusive Toikey Boiguh from Talluah Falls, Washingsconsin
Why Fly, When You Could Be Dancing, Yeah?[edit | edit source]
Well, yah, it's been a lovely cruise but i've got tampico trauma and sitting around in the shelter I wonder why we ever go home to the banana republics. 'cause sooner or later, anything can happen, and I'm living for the city in the cool of the evening. And no, I'm not in love again - I just wanna die for the hype 'cos I'm a 21st century liability, so doctor doctor, prescribe me with medication so I can be employee of the month at the Ritalin Club!
Now now, no more tears!! It's ten seconds to midnight, so spacewalk baby, and give it all you got! And thank god for men cause love is the drug and I feel it coming... so get ready cause I'm gonna make you want me!
when youre ready for bed step out of the cube[edit | edit source]
well damn! why does my nose keep bleeding? can't be cause i've hit it near a hundred times right? anyways, *breaks knuckles* time to get to work and then shit myself to sleep bohs.
Perhaps the Pint of Life is to do a weird little song and dance, and then weirdly die.