I just got a pop-up on the right side of the screen that said "The Love Button---Push me hard!!!"
It was extremely disturbing. It was bright pink. It was a button. I didn't know what would happen if I pushed it. Would my computer explode. Would a hand smash through the computer screen, grab me, and pull me into oblivion. Would I forget to put question marks at the end of questions.
I still have the cold I had yesterday when I wrote that bizarre story that I wrote yesterday.
Well anyway, I'm off to eat some spaghetti, perhaps with some pills sprinkled on top instead of cheese, to rid me of this cough.
Then I shall finish something I could have finished earlier if it weren't for getting distracted by that stupid love button and feeling compelled to write this.
Needless to say, I didn't push the button.
Being a noob sucks.
But nonetheless.
I felt compelled to present other internet beings with the same choice I was recently presented with.
Choose wisely.